1. Intro

As a great man once said about being in the spotlight. “… You should too, if you knew, what this game would do to you. Been in this shit since ninety-two. Look at all the bullshit I’ve been through. So called beef with you know who, fcuked a few female stars or two….” (B.I.G) Wow, I don’t even know where to begin. I seriously didn’t think I’d make it this long. It seems like every day another old school blogger that has been in the game (bloggers way better than myself) retires. Here I am, two years deep in it. Things have grown and changed so much from my old blog. I’ve also seen so many changes in the DC blog community.

2. Singles Personals

How the hell am I still here? I guess it helps that when I started I was 24. Everyone already knows that the first 10 months no one read my blog, except for my close friends. I’m glad because it gave me a chance to just observe and not fall into the traps I see so many other bloggers fall into. I try not to do the “dear diary” posts. I don’t write super deep personal/ depression posts every single day for sympathy. I try not to write that much about current relationships. I was out of work for a month and half and didn’t feel the need to let the whole internets know. It’s about saving something for yourself and holding back until your ready. I try and change the content daily. From dating, to nights out, to movies and music, to whatever I feel like.

3. Dating Classifieds

I remember back in the day when everything was so new, chaotic, and unapologetic. Every morning at work I waited for DC Cookie to put up masturbatory pics of her nights out on the town. Kathryn would bitch about guys or something, Circle V would mix it up on whatever her drunk mind desired, and things would get bloody on Roosh’s comment section. Now everything feels safe and diluted. It’s all about feelings, introspection / self reflection, and being nice at all times. God forbid anyone thinks you’re mean or a bitch. I feel like the last of dying breed, people who know that your blog isn’t here for you to sell out for to get hits, it’s here to rage against the machine with. To call bullshit on society and celebrities as you see fit. Not be the “Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side”

4. Online Free Dating

I honestly feel like all twelve of my readers and I are a family. You guys know when you stop over here at the empire, you’re going to get horrific spelling/ grammar but funny jokes. This blog is rated Hell. Those that have been long time readers know to take everything I say with a grain of salt and as a joke. But then there are always the Anon haters. I’ve never understood the point. This comment left on one of my posts basically sums up my confusion about Anon haters. “I have to say…. I’ve read your blog for a little while now, and honestly…. it sucks. seriously…. you need new material and you really need to learn how to be funny.“ I’m still shocked and honored that this crappy meaningless blog moves people enough to hate but keep reading, and on top of that take time out of their busy lives to leave a comment. Thanks guy.

5. Meet Single WOmen

I’ll just leave you guys with this. This blog, all a blogs are just a snapshot into a persons life at a certain point and how (at that point) they view the world around them. Right now I’m just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I’ve been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I’ll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack. Seriously though thank you to everyone who checks in every day (when they get a chance) and an even bigger thanks to everyone who takes time out to comment, you know I always try to hit you back (ladies from the back). Shout out to my best man and future Godfather to my half sleepy head, illegitimate kids. Also one love to all the peeps I hangout with off the blog or call/ e mail regularly. Year three I’ll try to stop being lazy and push a little bit harder. Let you guys in a little, come from a different angle. Always remember there’s the real me and then there’s VK…. Don’t read too deep into everything that’s written here. Sometimes you have to step back and see the bigger picture.

6. Conclusion

But you know I’ve always got to push the envelope because if not me then whom. If I should die tomorrow though or get arrested for having sex with an underage hermaphrodite, know that I never did it for the hits or the links on Wonkette or DC blogs. It was always for the love, a little for the drugs, but all about the bloopies and you guys. P.S If I’m still doing this at 30, put a bullet in my head. P.SS Will work out kinks so don’t start complaining yet. P.SSS Special thanx to the fan who posed for the new header * Changes by DC’s own “Army of Me”